"Every time a bell rings..an angel gets her wings"

... every time the phone rings and there's a fax tune on the other end, another parishoner is in need- headed for the white board

and every time the fax machine gives birth to an unwanted advertisement, somebody's hard drive loses data

and every time the obnoxious church door bell rings, 2 seconds of patience jump ship.

and every time the Pastor passes by, the wake of his/her heartfelt committment makes the world a little bit better place to be.