Biz on the Blink

Well, the whirlwind season has begun. There may not be many storms brewing in the tropics, but around church, the air is full of frenzy and franatic mania. Yes, I said franatic and I meant it. Franatic is when you are moving frantically but keep backtracking because you forget things. You forget things because all the details of your work are spitting out like a pitching machine with constant and abiding interruptions by little men in black and white striped outfits waving flags.
Franatic, you get what i mean now, I'm sure.

Biz, our copy machine has been under the weather. I had to send this unfortunate message to staff last week.

Sad in my heart news-

Biz, our copy machine is broken. He will  copy,
but if he gets jammed,  

BACK AWAY. Do NOT touch.
The side door has suffered
a massive stroke and some 
key arteries have broken.
The part is in the process of being ordered. 

You can send cards to: Biz c/o HBUMC, Room # 219,
2209 Fairview Rd. Raleigh, NC 27608

Please keep Biz in your thoughts, he is a realllly hard worker, and we miss him.